30-Jan-2008, 11:48 AM
FOR LEXOPHILES (a person that plays with words, or messes with common
phrases)
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C.L.A.
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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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A will, is a dead giveaway.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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A backward poet writes inverse.
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In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
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He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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phrases)
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
-----------------------------------------------------
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-----------------------------------------------------
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
------------------------------------------------------
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
-------------------------------------------------------
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C.L.A.
--------------------------------------------------------
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
-----------------------------------------------------------
A will, is a dead giveaway.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
------ -------------------------------------------------------
A backward poet writes inverse.
-------------------------------------------------------------
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
----------------------------------------------------------
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
-------------------------------------------------------------
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
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He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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Jim


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