A Gradely Read

[Martin]

http://www.btinternet.com/~troubleatmill/speak.htm

For all those who would like to speak proper!

[Hayleypink]

i talk proper

[LDunlop76]

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Originally posted by Hayleypink

i talk proper

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Ey up, 'ayley luv! If tha thinks tha talks proper, tha's got another think comin' ! []

[William R]

hey Haley, tha knoas me wot sat withee int` Eagle at Noo Yer. WE all on us talks proper up north like wot yo does, ony sum on us do it betterer than`t t`others fro Wigin, cos we`s owder an `as moor hexperience than wot she `as. So thee talk posh like wot yo` do, an` we`s`l talk as we likes. Cheerio William R.

[William R]

Linda D, Don`t you dare come and get me, we`ll show them there folk. William R.

[Hayleypink]

all confused now. like i said we in down south talk proper! just like the queen!

[William R]

So sorry for confusion, Haley, Bill.( William R)

[Martin]

Darn sarf? talking proper [:o)] []

Now that is funny.... They don't speak proper English like wot we do.

dust - do you - Dust come frae Preston? - Do you come from Preston?
Darrun - Darwen (Lancashire town)
eigh up - please move - look at that
fettle - fix
our Peg - my wife

And...

"Ah'm bown't faw owt wi' thee, lad" (Quote from Tony McCormacks' Father in Law, when he caught Tony in a compromising position with daughter - Karen - before they were married) "I am bound to fall out with you young man"

[Guest 01]

When I came over I didn't think anyone would understand my Kiwi accent but they did so there..I can talk proper when I want to.
Must have been jet lag -It's all coming back to me now.

[William R]

Jet lag? Isn`t that a layabout trying to get a free ride? Jet laggard? Or am I making it up? Do you have to nip your nose to talk proper in New Zealand, nasal like? Or is it cos they all have colds? Joking again, before you send your mowri friendzs to sort me out? Cheerio, William R.