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"The local chippy is closing"...
Oh ! for CODS HAKE is it.EEL have SOLE the PLAICE I expect.
...Yes, he's SALT it PIE now.
What time is it?... half PASTIE ten. Nearly my BREAD time.
I wouldn't like to FORK out for a chippy.
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He's PUDDING the chippy up for sale? What a SAUCE! I've HADDOCK about enough of this. PEAS get a petition up! Customers past will be turning in their GRAVY!
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After working in the chippy he wanted to BATTER himself.
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Ah well, when the CHIPS are down........
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I find it very FISHY that he SOLED the PLAICE after being found guilty of ASALT and BATTERY against his wife and was threatened with being FRIED to a CRISP and his SOLE ripped out and fed to the FISHES.[:I]
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It wasn't easy running a chippy, he had to TRAY very hard.
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Have you heard about the two sheep who worked in a fish and chip shop? One was a battering ram.
Their best customer had a face that lunched a thousand chips.
Jim
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He worked in the chippy from being a LARD, and now he's quite FAT.
OIL go to see him soon.
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I found out why EEl eft. Money problems where so GRAV - Y had to get out
